This may seem strange, but...
I have no desire to impersonate perfection
If that’s what you seek, you won’t find it here
I refuse to put on a dress and be more dainty to suit your needs
You won’t find me straightening my hair to align with your standards of beauty
Don’t expect to see me bend over backwards to secure your approval
Either accept this greatness in its current package, or kindly depart
I’m comfortable in my skin... stop trying to peel it off